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Hetalia Dating Game!Author's Note: You'll want to keep track of which Bachelor says what so you can pick one at the end! Maybe keep a piece of paper handy? After you've read, comment below telling me who you'd pick!
You'd been sleeping well... until your phone rang. Groaning, you picked it up.
"(NAME) (NAME) (NAME)! You're awake!"
"Yeah, Feli, I'm awake *now*, thanks a lot," you said, looking at the time. 8:30, the clock read. Why was your Italian friend calling this early?
"You got-a come over, (Name)! I have a surprise for yoooou," he sang into the phone.
"This early? Fine, give me some time to get read
AmericaxReader-Plots,Plans,and Answered QuestionsYou looked at your partner in crime, closest comrade, and best friend Catherine with disbelief. In all the year you had known her, all the adventures the two of you had, you never expected her to betray you like this. She had chosen to tell you such in a secluded spot at lunch at least. The two of you always ate lunch by a tree a good distance away from anyone else in your high school. Not that it was much of a challenge as most people didn’t bother with you two.
“You what?” Your voice was starting to hit a register so high that only dogs heard.
“I may have…let slip to…a certain person that you happen t
BadFantroll!ReaderxCaliborn...? or Gamzee? um((Warning: Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid))
Your name is _____ _____, and you’re the best troll in Alternia! Why are you the best troll in Alternia? Well, isn’t it obvious? You have the rarest, most special blood colour of them all! Get ready for it... sparkly rainbow blood! Yes, isn’t that amazing?! Your blood is higher than Feferi’s, in fact, you are the rightful empress-to-be, not her! Not that she would know though, she is simply too dumb. Or... it could be because doesn’t even know you exist. No! She is just too dumb to notice a great and powerful troll like you! She’s
Hetalia Dating Game! (Results)#1:
"I pick..." It was a hard decision, but finally...
"Great! First let's-a hear from the Bachelors you didn't pick!" Feliciano announced. "Bachelors 2, 3, and 4, please come out!" One by one, Alfred, Gilbert, and Ludwig emerged. (Name) felt a tinge of guilt, but was excited to see who she'd actually picked, despite not initially loving the idea of this.
"Now if we could have-a Bachelor 1 come out!" Arthur came out with his head slightly down. On his way past Francis, you heard him say,
"I'm going to kill you, Frog-Face." Francis said something, but you didn't hear it. Y
The Comrade Family ep 1: Shall we Dance?
The *CF were standing in the back yard of the mansion.
(*"CF" is short for "Comrade Family", how the group of Wolf-chan, Tammy,
Shelby, Haley, and Dakota are referred to in short, when together)
"Aw, how'd WE get suck with mowing the lawn?" Tammy scowled, "It's a MANSION,
so it's gonna take FOREVER to mow all this..."
"That's why the *old man got THIS," Shelby grabbed the shed's handles, opening
the door, "The 'Lawn Trimmer 9000'!"
(*"Old man" is how the girls usually refer to Austria)
They all marveled at the sight of the wonderous, rideable mower before them.
"That must've cost a fortune." Dakota said in awe.
"It did, which is why
New In Town- Part Seven“All right, guys, clear out.” Daly said.
Mr. Brownie looked up from his brownie cake. “But we were just about to sing.”
“Happy House-Painting-Day tooooo youuuu-” Teresa began.
“Lovely, Teresa. Be quiet.” Daly said. “Listen, guys, Perry’s had a bit of a shock and I don’t think he really wants to eat your brownie cake right now.”
“I’ll leave it for later, then.” Mr. Brownie said.
“No party? Aw.” Regina Lynde said. “I guess I’ll go back to my tree.”
One by one, the ghosts left the house. Finally, just Daly, Terrence and Perry w
America x Himadere!Reader Ch. 2 Somehow, you both arrived at the cafe about the same time... he must have driven pretty fast. Alfred had changed into a striped v-neck (not one of the obnoxiously low ones, just a slight "V"), and jeans. He waved at you and walked over to where you stood in line, looking up at the menu, and announcing that he was going to pay, then asking what you wanted. You ordered, he ordered, he paid, and then you both picked up your drinks, and proceeded into the mall. Your first stop? A clothes store with clothes for both guys and girls. At Alfred's request, you both split up to find three outfits for the other. It sounded pretty fun, actuall
New In Town- Part Six“You know what my favorite part of that show is?” Isabella asked. “It’s when Marcus gets those visions.”
“Marcus is dumb.” Buford said. “Kenneth is the coolest character. He doesn’t let people push him around.”
“Phineas, I still didn’t get a chance to sign your cast.” Isabella said.
Phineas shrugged. “Whatever.”
Isabella looked surprised for a second. She turned to Baljeet. “Thanks for letting us come over to watch the episode you taped last night.”
“I Married My Car is the best show ever.” Buford said.
“I guess.” Phin
Code Breaker Chapter Four Part 1IV. Questions and Answers
Vanellope stared at the guest with a stunned look about her.
Here she was, the one that was giving her so much trouble. The same one that had supposedly fled her room, and hidden all the gold coins she had earned. It didn’t matter how she had won them. What mattered was that she hand them over peacefully. It wasn’t like she was going to lock them away forever. Yet, the way Taffyta was reacting. One would think Vanellope was doing this on purpose. Even though she had explained to her less then two hours ago, that this suspension would only be for two weeks. Now she was in her own room.
It wasn’t t
Explaining Human Concepts To Dumbass Aliens“The hell is this shit?”
“It's called The Hunger Games, dumbass. And it's only THE greatest book series to ever grace this earth! Er...whatever what was left of Earth, anyway...”
“You humans write literature based on the vacant amounts of nourishment in your weird-ass digestive system? And...it's entertaining somehow?”
“Trying to inform trolls of human books is harder than a shit taken by my grandpa after he ate all that tofu and had constipation to go along with it.”
“What is a 'grandpa'?”
“Your mom, that's what.”
“What is a 'mom'?”
reunion de pervetidosKashino: a ver... putos... que paso aqui?
Hakune: hola buenas tarde ¿como estan? ¬¬
Kashino: callao ¬¬U cuentame tu historia
Hakune: a ver... tengo un novio se llama Ringo es un lobito es mi uke <3
Kashino: si si...
Hakune: lo embarace ////Uuuu salieron gemelos y me casare ewe
Kashino: ....... ay dios! por que dicidiste tener hijos a ver ?
Hakune: no quise solo llegaron!! D:<
Dylan: debiste haverte cuidado
Nozomu: habla el que tiene como 3 hijos y uno en camino
Dylan: pues a mi no me viola mi Uke!
Saiko: calmado muchachos............
Kashino: parece que el unico que hace lo que digo es Saiko. Bravo!! un apaluso para el! *apla
Nunca mas un gusanitoTodo había comenzado con mi nacimiento, como el de muchos otros, rodeado de muchos seres iguales a mi pero en diferentes tonalidades, sus padres, unas hermosas mariposas con sus alas de varios colores, unas eran oscuras para confundirse con la noche o lo oscuro de su hábitat otras eran coloridas para combinarse con los colores brillantes de las flores y otras cosas que brillaban en aquellos lugares que parecían de cuentos de hadas, todos estaban rodeados menos yo, yo estaba en una orilla, olvidado y sin quien me cuidase pero eso nunca me detuvo, desde pequeño quise ser como los demás. Una pareja de mariposas
Life is like a box of... (please read!)Life is like a box of chocolates...
Some are black and some are white; and the box is made in china...
Now before you turn around or start to yell please read on....
I don't know if you've ever heard this - but i hope you read this anyways ( for your well- being)
The truth is, people in the western hemisphere will find this quote hilarious and shrug it off.... While others will say "hmm that's true... in a way" and others will be utterly offended by it.
the thing is Life truly is like a box of chocolates! But the saying is different...
Most people might assume it's something along the lines of "you never know what's in it" and choose to leave it at that.
I don't see their point....
If you never know what's in it, you might not want to open it or even taste the contents!
That's why i say this:
Life is like a box of chocolates, as long as the chocolate tastes good nothing else matters! Tee hee
Hope this che
Helen of TroyG1, AU. When a Decepticon mind-control plot goes awry, Autobot Air Commander Starscream falls madly in love with the person he hates most. Will he win her heart...or end up wrapped in a straightjacket by Optimus Prime, who is beginning to suspect that his Air Commander has lost his marbles?
162 pages, Rated T.
Toad's Inflatable Panty ContinuumIt has been a few weeks since their sleepover; Toad, Toadette, Tuff, and Tiff having their unpoppable pajamas inflated to the size of a planet. Toadette, Tiff, and Tuff wanted to get back at Toad because he planned that event.
Toadette: We need to get Toad back.
Tiff: But how?
Tuff: With this.
Tuff presented them a pair of inflatable pants that are similar with Toad's original panties.
They departed to Toad's house to make a surprise.
Toadette: Hello, Toad.
Toad: Hello, Toadette.
Tuff: Would you like to try out these pants?
Tuff showed him the pants.
Toad: Wow. This looks promising.
Toad puts on the pants not knowing it's inflatabl
It was nearing the due date and Stiles has agreed to let Peter come around to see him before he pops his load of his pup, he sat in his bed room when the door bell rang, his dad open the door and he could hear them talking but then the sounds of the stairs, he sighed and sat up on the bed, he leaned against the head the head bored, his hands on his baby bump as he looked up at the door, there was a knock "Yeah?" he called out rubbing his eyes as he looked up at the door and saw Derek walk in, with Peter behind him and his dad
"Hey how are you feeling today?" he asked as his hand touched his bump
"I'm good a little tired, its close I can fe
in front the cold pt2Jack had fallen asleep in Bunny's arms; he started to come to when he felt a smooth chest without fur, his eyes widen and he pulled out of the arms of the said person and looked up at the man in front of him "B…Bunny?" he gasped as he looked the pooka in front of him. "What happen?" he said seeing a very human looking Bunny apart from the rabbit ears on his head,
"I'm a Pooka mate, I sometimes have to be human, don't want the locals catching on when I'm out and about." he said, smiling at the young Guardian. Jack reached up and touched the human looking Pooka, he had stubble that gave him a rugged look, his hair was mess and sticking
Human Traders pt2
Peter was walking back into the hospital with Isaac, who has taken a shine to Scott, they were half away down the hall when they saw a heart monitor being thrown out the room and into the wall braking up in to pieces, and the two looked at each other before going over to the room. When they got there Isaac had to duck as a chair sailed passed his head, Peter watched as he his nephew tried to calm down Stiles, who seem to be flipping out as in his full wolf form, the teen screamed at him and launched him at Derek, the older wolf spun them around and pinned Stiles to the floor and growled at him, the teen not back down and not submitting "Derek
Are monsters real part7
How is she?" I heard someone say
"I don't know we will see when she wakes up?" Came another, I know that voice
"It's a big risk what you took and here."
"I seem to remember Gerard you taking the same root."
"Shut up please the three of you." I moaned rolling over onto my back; I felt the bed dip next to me, I felt a cold hand touch my forehead
"Sure why wouldn't I be?" I open my eyes and looked up at three men how were looking down at me
"Do you know our name?" I sat up and tilt my head and frowned
"Your Frank Iero, you two are Gerard and Mikey Way your brothers." They smiled.
"Good now what is your name?" I open my m
I wonder if you're enjoying
the curvature of her back.
The spine, a row of ossified crowns
crowded and curved around that defining neural superhighway;
that extension cord,
adventurously connecting the visceral
to the peripheral.
The horseshoe crab vertebrae
scuttle to break through skin at your touch;
a defining shiver.
I see your hands
around the rounded hills of her shoulders.
Scapulae jutting out with the extremity of the bend,
like a chicken's wings.
And the bands of these dorsal muscles
stand up like wings,
cast shadows in the dimples of the pelvis that she lifts;
that will fold o
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